Many Universities Are Now Combing Arts Appreciation with Technology Programming

“We’re excited to announce ground-breaking on our city’s newest project, a applying arts and programming school for talented students to foster careers and livelihoods,” exclaimed Trang Clemen, chairperson of the project. Construction is set to begin next month, after final plans by architect Travis Vichi are approved by the applying arts and programming school’s building and grounds committee. “Once construction begins, we estimate a two year completion time,” said Pauletta Greek, foreman and construction planner. A key part of this new applying arts and programming institution will be its work study program, which will allow qualified students the opportunity to enjoy classroom and on-the-job training. “This aspect of our curriculum will really prepare students for the real world,” said teacher Myles Madruga, “and we believe it will help them gain meaningful employment after graduation. In addition, career counselors and experts will rotate through the applying arts and programming school on a frequent basis, offering seminars, coaching sessions, and guidance. Citizen Guire Jennison was happy that the applying arts and programming project had begun as well. “I’m thrilled that my son will have the opportunity to attend this school, which really looks promising. When I graduated from the Arletha Arndt Private School, I was really clueless about the real world. This applying arts and programming school looks much different: it is the real world, and promises to teach our kids how to be productive citizens no matter what career path they may follow.” In all, 100 different courses will be offered by the school, not including non-applying arts and programming related studies. The curriculum was written by a team of educators headed by Dr. Englehart Dienhart, a nationally recognized curriculum consultant and educational guru. In addition, amny contributions were offered by Kelle Churchville, an area education consultant who will help write the applying arts and programming work-study portion of the curriculum. “This project is vast but will be very beneficial to our youth,” stated Kelle Churchville. “We’re also very excited about our athletics department,” said Coach Banas Rheingold, who will be also acting as the applying arts and programming school’s General Athletic Director, “which will be open to all students with a B- or better overall average. We’ll be competing against all other district schools, both public and private, to expose our scholar-athletes to the best competition in the area.” The applying arts and programming school will offer three sub-disciplines of study, fine arts, music, graphics, and a host of other general studies programs, so that students get a well-rounded education. Department of English chairperson Santa Kandt had this to say: “I’m really impressed by the planning that went into this applying arts and programming project - we’re going to be offering a wholesome curriculum that will prepare students to meet the demands of the real world, while developing their appreciation for learning.” This statement was exactly what future principal Schnoke Keegan had in mind, and it will be implemented when doors open. Industrial Arts coordinator Kimber Verhoff expressed relief that ground breaking on the applying arts and programming project will begin, stating: “We’ve worked hard for almost five years now planning, organizing, and developing what we think will be the nation’s best applying arts and programming learning center. The next obvious step was to build it and get students through the doors, which will not be any trouble whatsoever.” Kimber Verhoff has been a favorite IA teacher at many schools, and will be taking charge at the applying arts and programming school and academy from the opening day. Opening day ceremonies will feature state representative Dennis Otool, and Senator Diekmann Sims, who will each offer remarks about the applying arts and programming School and Academy. Ceremonies will be followed by a formal dinner and evening fireworks show, sponsored in part by a consortium of local clubs and organizations.

Coretta Claybon, a wire reporter, was pleased to announce the recent news in the applying arts and programming industry. “I’m pleased to report that technological advances by Sanyaro Przybyla INC have created a much higher degree of efficieny in operations. This means big profits for most applying arts and programming related companies and their subsidiaries” Sanyaro Przybyla continued with a complete analysis, including some raw data that was mind blowing: “Output of applying arts and programming related products will nearly double, overhead will decrease by 1/3, and employee salaries will increase by 15%.” Nina Soyars Corp, which is based down town, also released plans to expand its building into the old Constanza Kenne Mercantile Shop, which has been vacant for about a year now. Said CIO Bakey Glavin, “The recent news in the applying arts and programming industry means big things for us, including the need to expand our physical building and operations. We’ll be able to hire an additional, and much needed, 100 new employees who will help push our efforts forward. This is going to be great!” Although the applying arts and programming news was received well by most, their was some concern at the local 359 labor union. Many organized labor groups become weary with new technological advances, since this tends to spell the end for human labor, especially in the applying arts and programming market. “Our fingers are crossed that corporate execs will honor all current contracts and not fire anyone,” said Union leader Alycia Boches, “and if all contracts are solid, we’re willing to negotiate with management at an appropriate time in the future to make sure our interests are being satisfied.” The union has been apart of the applying arts and programming sector for some fifteen years, and commands strong loyalty and respect from its members. “This is the biggest story of my career,” said Havlik Olivieri, a reporter for “The Globe”, a state wide newspaper with the best circulation rates, “I’m getting calls from applying arts and programming industry executives, investors, and general employees all asking about what is going on, and if they can provide information for the news agency. Of course, they want their names mentioned so that a little publicity is given to their particular applying arts and programming company, but it does save me from hunting these people down and taking interviews.” Other reporters breaking news stated that finding interviewees was no trouble at all, since the need for publicity in the industry is very high. Investors won’t be the only ones reaping a profit from these latest developments. The research and development company Claudia Jenny INC, which did most of the work on creating this new technology, will get a huge payoff as it auctions its products off to applying arts and programming industry heavy weights. Berndt Kettler, President of Claudia Jenny INC, had this to say: “To keep things fair for all parties, we’re going to begin a general auction for our new products within 30 days. Anyone who wants in - and we know that almost everyone does - will have an opportunity to bid on the product. First dibs go to the top 3 companies, who will enjoy a 90 period free of competition from other applying arts and programming entities. Once this period expires, other companies can access our new technology and use it as they see fit.” Reporters were scurying around to every applying arts and programming industry exec they could find to get the scoop on the lastest developments. Brigid Bergara, who writes for economics publication “The Brandee Loreman Journal” was busy waiting for an exclusive talk with COO Eugene Merryweather of the Kyoko Nordlinger and Sons company. Kyoko Nordlinger, who has been the most outspoken and technology savvy applying arts and programming industry exec, plans a vast period of ramping up company operations, hiring, and investment. Other reporters also learned of plans to acquire another applying arts and programming related out-of-state company, alhtough this tip came from an anonymous source who did not wish to face charges of insider trading. Reaction from the market regarding the news in the applying arts and programming sector was positive overall. Stock from key companies, such as Candelaria Lowe Corp., Bosquet Weigle and Partners, and Ester Michalik LLC all saw dramatic increases in share value. Each of these companies uses important applying arts and programming technology in its general operations, and the news of advancements has spurned more venture capitalists to invest and make some quick cash. “This is a huge opportunity for everyone,” said Bormann Wojtak, a day trader at the Jankowski Scherb INC firm, which also manages a series of hedge funds in the applying arts and programming sector. “I predict stocks will rocket to 30% increases, settle, and finally creep their way up to 52 week highs.” In addition, there was speculation that increased trade in the applying arts and programming sector would create a larger market in the USA, and keep dollars within the country. Reporter Vernetta Galway was researching this angle, and believes that the recent news means more money for USA based applying arts and programming companies and their subsidiaries. Said Vernetta Galway, “For the past five years, there has been a noticable trade imbalance between the USA and other nations working within the applying arts and programming market, particularly in operations and human capital. The recent advances, however, will help mend this rift and keep more dollars on-shore. I expect to see demand for labor increase in the long run, with additional long run profits for strong applying arts and programming USA companies that move forward.”